May 22
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
that gif
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May 22
i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE
WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND????
????????
okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg
Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse.
Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
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May 21
my boob hurts
google says it’s cancer
my gravestone will say death by boob
